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Squirrel feeder

1) A pine cone dipped in peanut butter, rolled in Cheerios and hung from a tree or porch to feed squirrels.

2) Sexual act involving breakfast cereal, in which peanut butter is smeared on a vagina, and then it's rolled in Cheerios. For full effect, display spread eagle on front or back porch, or underneath a tree where squirrels are often seen.

(Lesbians should use Fruit Loops instead of Cheerios.)
Environmentally conscious boyfriend: Yeah, we wanted to do our part to help the wildlife, so after we fucked I turned her pussy into a squirrel feeder.
by Hippiechick May 13, 2013
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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squirrel

a person who only contributes to a groupme and not a real life conversation.
person 1: who is that girl in the corner?
person 2: oh, that's the group squirrel. she doesn't talk in real life, only online.
by lord of the bananas April 21, 2015
mugGet the squirrelmug.

squirrel

A pesky rodent that runs out in front of your car. It also does some tricks to get to the bird food you have.
Look at that squirrel. It is hanging from at tree upside down getting the birdseed!
by manny b. June 17, 2017
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kick the squirrel

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel
by Drog65 October 5, 2020
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Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.
Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.
by Gustavo65 June 2, 2008
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Squirrel Chaser

A frisky member of the female persuasion that is always searching for a nut to bask In
Have you met our new coworker Phyllis ? Shes a squirrel chaser , shes been hoping from dick to dick all week
by Rickey Spanish June 9, 2020
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