(On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.
by bo billy hick hop November 13, 2007
The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 15, 2009
Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.
Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"
by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 13, 2011
Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 14, 2019
by WOW I LIKE IT February 03, 2021