When a menstruating person passes a heaping glob of uterus that comes out hella chunky and heavy. They look down at this in utter horror and it usually entails demolished panties and lost Hope (PMS). They're rare but deadly when passed. Imagine running a metal fork through Black Cherry Jell-O fifty times to scramble it up before pouring it into a cup; that's the puberty equivalent to this. Bonus Points if you pass one in a Menstrual Cup and you behold your excretion astounded before watching it sludge out into the toilet before rinsing in the sink.
1) "How would you describe periods, but instead of literal blood it comes out chunky and heavy?" "Oh, thats when you Pass A Jell-O Shot! My mom calls it that, it's nasty but that doesn't mean you have anything wrong with you."
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
2) "JESUS CHRIST THIS LOOKS SO NASTY, I THINK I JUST PASSED A FUCKIN' JELL-O SHOT! UGH!"
3) Claire had only changed her menstrual cup two hours ago, but found herself already feeling a leak in her bottoms. She ran to the bathroom only to find she had Passed a Jell-O Shot in the middle of her date at Applebee's. She survived the sudden uterus bombing with pride as she cleaned the war mess and returned to her booth a beaming survivor; No panties were tossed in shame this night.
by Dr. Huskapella February 24, 2019
Get the Pass A Jell-O Shotmug. Alright John, you'll never guess what... I saw Laura from sixth form the other day- first time in years! One thing lead to another and I ended up giving her a blast in the pass! Felt like I was 18 all over again!
by Jubbzarella June 3, 2015
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Get the national pass hopes njoy daymug. Quick, jump on that idea and get a patent going before someone else does…………Pass The Sac……..a fun party game for sacs of all sizes,………who will be the first to fill their sac………..Don’t spill the Sac.
Testimonials:
“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
“If you though a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”
monkey -
A dick!, a Cock!
I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
“I went to a party the other night and who would have thought I could have had so much fun, my partner spilled his sac all over everyone.”
“If you though a sac race was fun you haven’t lived until you play Pass The Sac, more fun than a barrel full of screaming monkeys.”
monkey -
A dick!, a Cock!
I like to spank my "Monkey" all the time!
by Otha August 29, 2008
Get the Pass the sacmug. The Gru Pass is a magical pass. It has the authority to counter any insult without you saying “Gru pass”. (You May say Gru pass if you want to). In order to get The Gru Pass one must find their inner Gru. This takes weeks of prayers going to Gru. Some nickers say The Gru Pass Sucks. But they still haven’t found their inner Gru. All of these things below are with The Gru Pass
No u
No homo pass
And most importantly save people from using AirPods
No u
No homo pass
And most importantly save people from using AirPods
Some nicker: “You like meabow”
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”
As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.
Gru pass user: “Gru pass, now you like meabow”
As seen above The Gru Pass countered the insult.
by Gru June 19, 2019
Get the The Gru Passmug.