Jake Paul

The Jake Paul definition is retarded and delusional nobody likes him and he will get fucked up ksi

You are Jake Paul so get out my way and jump in a ditch

by KSI fan Boy July 3, 2020

Jake Paul

The reason I have crippling depression.

Jake Paul: ‘it’s every bro! Peace!!!!’
You:‘Why are you so sad?’
Me:*in corner* ‘it’s not ‘everyday bro’. Please...
Phone: ‘911 whats your emergency?’

by Squillam Fancyson May 16, 2018

Paul Mulvey

A man who has a large penis and is an incredibly talented goalkeeper

Did you see that guy in the changeroom and on the pitch, he is such a Paul Mulvey

by mole1308 October 25, 2010

Jake Paul

A bitch the can’t rap and got his fame from his brother

You made a song is sounds like Jake Paul

by Choch December 24, 2017

Dirty-Paul

Another word for an anal bead

Homie 1: yo how was your date with Sandra last night?

Homie 2: things got weird bro, went back to her place and whipped out the dirty-Paul on her!!!

by Masterchief November 6, 2017

Paul of Tarsus

The act of ejaculating directly on a sexual partners eyes resulting in their being struck temporarily blind. Term is based on Paul of Tarsus being blinded on the road to Damascus.

I can't believe she likes it when I pull a Paul of Tarsus.

by AssmanWy March 11, 2011

Paul Wall

A talentless white Southern rapper with so much metal in his mouth he can't rhyme or flow. Basically the white version of Mike Jones. Paul Wall is somewhere between Bubba Sparxxx and Rodney Dangerfield as far as white MCs go. He sucks. I'm not hating on his money or success, I'm just saying, get this talentless piece of wigger shit off my TV. He's got nothing to say, hes got no beats. Paul, go have a foursome with Eminem, Mike Jones, and Vanilla Ice. Then shoot yourselves.

Paul Wall needs to stop. Now. What else can I say?

by Common Sense7 October 3, 2005