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Toni The Italian

When a boy does something non-acceptable the legend says that a tall, buff Italian man by the name Toni will rape said boy in the arse with his 16 inch Johnson.
"I will do something that will a lotta people off"
"Be Carefull, or Toni The Italian will get ya!"
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Italian Sadness

Crying, shitting, and eating spaghetti.
Marco: Yo, how you doing Alessandro?
Alessandro: Not good, having a bit of "Italian Sadness".
by Kylithium December 3, 2021
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Italian tip touching

When 6 to 8 dudes all touch tips together at one point. Then you drizzle melted cheese and marinara sauce to make a dick pizza. When all is said and done they pull apart together and say “MAMA MIA”
Yo dude me and the basketball team did Italian tip touching

What’s that?

It’s when we all touch tips and put pizza ingredients on it

What the fuck
by Hidden Squid March 29, 2025
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italian

A true fuckboy who loves bitches, usually hot as fuck.
Yo, that Italian is pretty hot. *blushes*
by italoian B) July 12, 2021
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Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.
My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.
by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024
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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.
Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!
by NotHchom May 30, 2025
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