Tarantula eyes

When a person applies so many layers of mascara that their eyelashes become thick and separated and resemble tarantula legs.

"holy crap, dude. I took out this chick the other night and when she opened her front door, I jumped back cuz i thought she had spiders on her face... Tarantula eyes

by holz68 August 3, 2010

Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals

Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.

by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010

eye test

To bundle one's family into the car, drive to a beauty spot and get out for a wander whilst the country is under lockdown rules. (Ideally after previously driving 260 miles across the country)

Me and the kids are off to the beach for an eye test.

by dylanc533 May 26, 2020

eye bogies

The 'sleep' or muck you get in your eyes of a morning, or you just don't wash properly. Can be crusty. Not to be eaten.

'you've got eye bogies'
'I have crusty eyes, must be the eye bogies'

by Posh Birds Do It Best February 16, 2012

The Eye of the Phoenix

The Eye Of The Phoenix is a source of Magic. It slowly drains the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains. This warning I give to you for I am the Eye of the Phoenix and all who stand in my path will slowly be abolished.

Hey guys I just used my The Eye Of The Phoenix to slowly drain the life force of the one who holds it burning away all strentgh and courage until nothing but death remains.

by DrLinden September 28, 2018

Eye Assault

When someone is made to see something that cannot be unseen. An assault on your sense of sight.

Sara left her computer unlocked, so Alex set up an eye assault by changing her homepage to meatspin.

by jpb103 October 8, 2016

ey young

The famous words invented by the all little and pasty, Mickey.

"So what's going on Micke---"
"EY YOUNG!!!"

by Steven Wilson July 30, 2004