ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, ext…

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes
That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.
by The Sweet Dragon September 25, 2010
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Dick Kickem

I'm gonna kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass! -Dick Kickem
by xX_Get_your_free_tvs_Xx August 31, 2017
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dick dunker

A person who violently inserts their dick into a crevice.
Joe is a true dick dunker. Stuck that shit in her mouth so far it was touching her lungs.
by wonton! November 05, 2007
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Joined at the Dick

At least two heterosexual men or 'bros' who cannot be mentioned without the other because they never leave each other's side.
"Hey! Did you see Jim today?"
"You mean Jim and Tony, right?"
"Oh yeah, I forget they're joined at the dick"
by twalkerweb September 22, 2011
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Dick and dash

A short relationship including two people who want a quick relief of pleasure then go away and never see each other again.
Hey mango's little sister want to have dick and dash.
Sure just let me get the condoms.
by Rydog1404 December 23, 2017
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Tender dick

A guy who tends to fall in love with every pussy he smashes.
My boss just admitted that he doesn't smash random girls while sober because he is a tender dick who would end up moving them all into his house.
by MTHouse91 November 10, 2016
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Dick Rag

A dick rag can either be a rag that you use to wash or clean your tiny dick. The term "dick rag" my also be used in reference to the rag that you blow you huge load of cum into. This may be after ejaculation while jacking off, or when ur pussy ass girlfriend makes you pull out and cum into one of those dick rags.
Emily- "Honey you need to pull out now! Do you have that dick rag? Jeff- "Oh shit I forgot it honey, I guess I have to cum inside you!"
by EricSparks April 06, 2021
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