Ape dick

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode

When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick

by Crack and meth January 11, 2019

AP

King of Owls

Her AP

by GoobeMunde September 6, 2017

Ape

A Norwegian 18 year old southerner with an abnormal boring video game addiction, and mediocre luck

Hey, you're an ape

How dare you call me a Norwegian Southerner? I am a real Norwegian, in the north!

by Ktoree June 18, 2022

AP

Holy fuck this dude knows how to party. Whether it’s mucking barn or suckin titty, this guy gets chicks. And nose beers?? C’MON BABY!! Invented em.

Holy fuck that shop vac looks like AP. Looked about 6’5”. Schneefing drywall all day. THE FUTTIN MAN

by Mintychockybicky November 23, 2021

Ape

A person who is so stupid that any attempt to get them to understand common sense and/or decent human behavior is all but futile, and is as if you are talking to an actual ape. Almost always used in an aggressive or hostile way.

"Cassandra will fall in love with me one day, I know it for sure!"

"You've been saying that for over a year and she's made it very clear that she wants nothing to do with you. Get a grip, you fucking ape"

by TrueHylian July 3, 2021

Big daddy ap

A attractive lesbian that gets girls.

Big daddy ap has so many gfns.

by Big daddy ap October 7, 2021

first ape

One who is "in the know" of cutting edge fashion and pretrends. individual dresses "ridiculous", "alien","ludacris" to others however they know they really are pulled-together and look better than everyone else. They are not materialistic, they are artists. Collectors of pieces to masterful wardrobes. 4 months later you see said ridiculous clothes on the shelves of Gadzooks or FOREVER 21 or whatever wishy washy store they choose

Kristen: "What is she wearing?"
Steph: "Eww"

Gia: "I'm not deaf, i'm first ape, BITCHES"

by m. n. November 13, 2007