Squirrels

Boobs

Wow Becky has some nice squirrels . I’d love to suck on those squirrels.

by Missmandybanana May 13, 2018

Plowing the SQuirreL

Writing SQL code...

SQuirreL as being an acronym for SQL and the act of plowing refers to both structuring or getting the data...

When you write SQL you essentially prepare data or structure data...

1st person: Dave's eyes look really tired today...
2ne person: No wonder, he's been plowing the SQuirreL all day.

by d3ngar December 17, 2009

Squirrel

The little furry bastard that stole my FUCKING NUTS!

Person: Y u so mad

Me: That bastard squirrel stole my nuts again.

by WholesomeFUCKINchaos June 2, 2020

Squirrel Helmets

A Death Metal/Ghettotech/Spanish Pop band from London who's name came about when their drummer Rodney bent down to lick his nuts and hit his head. So they started wearing helmets. Thus, the name Squirrel Helmets.

Jeff:"Hey Martin, do you want to go to the Slipknot concert?

Martin:"Nah man. I saw them last night. Let's go see the Squirrel Helmets!"

Jeff:"I slept with your dog!"

Martin:"Fantastic!"

by blake moseley June 29, 2007

Hammy The Squirrel

Also known as a "Hammy". The act of when a bunch of hairy men all get together, drink several energy drinks and then bang each other, using more energy drink as lube.

Oh, and also a character from animated Dreamworks film "Over the hedge"

Guy: My uncle loves participating in a Hammy The Squirrel!
You: Oh, cool

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

squirrel nibbles

The gentle nibbling of the male scrotum by a female as she stares wide eyed (aka creepily) at him.

Sally squirrel nibbles Johnny and he cries and runs away.

by squirrelnibbler2011 August 20, 2011

Squirrels

Insane, completely nutts, one who has no grasp on reality or idea on what he/she or they is talking about.

Damn, this bitch squirrels asf. What is shorty talking about me cheating? I been in the house all day like a housewife doin her job, fuck is she on.

by BreckTown USA August 12, 2020