splooge

the sound effect fat people make when playing corners in the back of a bus, car etc

that kemeron is fouling up my ears, with his constant splooging!

by zagga March 24, 2005

sponge job

a sponge job is getting head from an old person that has no teeth and saggy skin

amr was gay and desprate so he got a sponge job from his grandpa

by anarchy rules June 27, 2006

Spongebob Donkey Punch

The act of fellatio, when you do the bob and weave; then as he begins to climax, you punch him in the stomach, the esophagus, chomp on his weiner and finally a good punch in the square pants.

My girlfriend performed a spongebob donkey punch on me last night. It was the best blow job ever! It was so good I sharted and then she licked my ass crack, thus she performed a spongebob hershey kiss.

by Soda Pop2 October 16, 2008

spongebob

a cartoon character whose best friends name is patrick. also a delicious ice cream treat that is completely addictive.

carey: "what are you eating??"

tracee: "a spongebob icecream bar."

carey: "can i have a bite??"

tracee: "k."

carey: *takes bite and takes off running to nearest gas station to get her own icecream bar*

by OHnoYOUdidnt!!! July 1, 2009

sponge cake

when a girl gets fucked repitidaly thro the week and sponges it all out and makes cup cakes out of it and feeds it to random people on the street.

i think i just ate a sponge cake?

by lestor the molestere December 1, 2010

spongebob

the guy across the street at band practice that is always complaining about our music

Look here comes spongebob!

by dsgd December 11, 2003

Sponge faggot

When a guy gets fucked in the ass so hard by another gut he has to stick a sponge up his ass to soak up the blood

After I fuck I'm a sponge faggot

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018