My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. A pizza place that you expect will be run by a friendly family, but no one by that name actually works there
Dude, i stopped by that place John&son pizza but there was no one named John and no sons worked there . It's not a family run place.
by Fmadethis October 31, 2020
Get the John&son pizzamug. The word originates from the german word "Hurensohn", meaning son of a bitch in englisch. Its mainly used when you get upset from a friend that likes to fool around with you.
ehhhh you huen-son, why did you destroy my fucking portal that i was about to use, bro such a motherfucking huen-son
by I ate your fuckin dick November 17, 2020
Get the Huen-Sonmug. A biscuit eater is a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.
Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.
Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
Biscuit eater can be used in place of bitch in the phrase “son of a bitch” since both are terms for a dog.
Southerners use it as a way to cuss without using a curse word.
by ChattyCookie December 12, 2023
Get the Son of a biscuit eatermug. when u insult someone by saying 'son of balls' which mean " son of testes " the source of sperm this word used to insult the peoples who say none sens jokes, annoying, and pedophilas.
by wels19 September 14, 2017
Get the son of ballsmug. *jack gets revived* jack: ur granny tranny and ur grandfather helicopter
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
kevin: UR SON MITOCHONDRIA
*jack dies indefinately*
by Pu55yGr1nder69420 May 11, 2018
Get the ur son mitochondriamug. by Bluepilot September 2, 2022
Get the Son of a Glitchmug.