skeet

What a lawyer officially becomes once he has stepped out of a perfectly fine plane wearing a parachute, a sport known as 'skydiving'.

Hey dad, look!

Yes, so-wow! look at that, son. its skeet!

I thought it was a skydiver, dad!

Not when he's a lawyer! Here, let me go get our shotgun....

by Boxymoron February 24, 2005

Skeet

Alternative use of s'keet (has nothing to do with cum).

A person who is nasty in a playful way or wilds out alot. Also can be known as a skeeter for males.

I seen you dancing at the club, you skeet/skeeter.

Daron, you are such a skeeter...we saw you skeetin with all them chicks at the meeting; tryin to get their number.

by Juana4ev December 28, 2005

skeeter

a busted chick who has definitely "been around the block" and has been known to a "village bicycle". usually who is of decent enough attractivness to be considered good enough to take a second look at but would be detramental to your honor as a man to do anything sexual with.

Holy cow steve! Did you just see that chick that just walked by that was walking with a stick up her butt? She was definitely a skeeter.

by SAWGY29 January 31, 2008

Skeet Skeet

whan cum shoots out of the dick

the skeeted in my mouh

by ambezzy November 15, 2003

skeet

to ejaculate in a woman's face; to leave apbruptly

im gonna skeet skeet in your face.
let's skeet out of here

by D.LAuf July 2, 2005

Meet and skeet

Greetings exchanged upon one another much like shaking hands but instead of grabbing another mans hand and shaking it you would instead grab his penis.

My school's having a meet and skeet tomorrow; I'll be sure to bring my lotion! :D

Man, I can't believe I forget that man's name with the strong hands at the meet and skeet yesterday.

by Fart McBitch September 20, 2009

skeeted up like a mother fucker.

In Sulphur Springs, to be" Skeeted up like Mother Fucker" is to high as balls on cocaine.

according to qui-qui, they was" skeeted up like a mo-fucker " that night.

by Marina June 24, 2004