bout to go skeet

when you are going skeeing

-hey bro im bout to go skeet

-sick can i go to

-sure, but dont tell my girlfriend
-ofcourse bro

by Nogli October 28, 2021

Skeet a shit

The act of ejaculating in one month while simultaneously shitting on one's chest

She blew me so hard it made me shit on her chest an she called me skeet a shit after that

by Jlbowers1980 September 2, 2021

skeet crease

The crease between the upper thigh and pelvis area of a female. This crease is noticeable when the leg is bent.

You see her skeet crease in that picture.

by LilBigGuy July 1, 2021

skeet flea

Another colorful way to describe a Cotch Goblin, I mean kid, who’s acting like a degen.

If Randy can’t get a handle on his Skeet Flea I’m gonna step in.

by WeeFinnegan July 3, 2021

Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 25, 2011

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011