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Bone-in Fresh Shoulder Butt

An absolute buttocks of a being. A bupkus, bucket of chum, dense ass on a lesser than fresh pair of shoulders. A gnarled lump of roadkill dead weight waste of space.
You're a real bone-in fresh shoulder butt, ya know that?
Hey!! Shoulder Butt! FUCK YOU!!
"What's with Jimmy? He's being a real bone in fresh shoulder butt, he's gotta lose the attitude."
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Turtle’s Shoulders

The next stage of having Turtle’s Head.
Forget having a Turtle’s Head, the line was so long for the toilets that I ended up with a Turtle’s Shoulders
Turtle’s Shoulders by GoodinBed December 13, 2025

Gaming with your head on your shoulders 

Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.

Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.

things filled with beans that shouldn't be 

The ultimate pass time. When you take beans, and put then in places where they shouldn't be, especially your foreskin. But socks and electronic devices work well too. Sometimes you'll get a chuckle, sometimes a full laugh, but always your soul will be filled and you will have purpose in life. It's not just a meme, it's a way of life.
Those shoes aren't supposed to be full of beans but they are. Things filled with beans that shouldn't be.

mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a 

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.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9. 

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.
.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Thirty Three Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.
.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.