Shit Kettle

The art of taking a dump in a kettle at a party. Usually for somebody you really don't like, a modification of Salt Kettle

"Dude this party sucks, lets go"
"Yeah, right after I leave a shit kettle for them"

Shit Kettle by imdx80 October 30, 2006

shit and piss factory 

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

shit and piss factory by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

Shit Towels 

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009

Shit Banana 

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

Shit Banana by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

shit your pants and dive in and swim 

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

shit your pants and dive in and swim by druman930 July 12, 2011

Shit Risk 

The likelihood that the receiving partner in anal sex will defecate onto the penetrating partner.

"I don't know dude, she had Taco Bell, the shit risk is pretty high."

Shit Risk by Misanthropic Bong December 9, 2015

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

Shit in your Cheerios by Madanarx August 11, 2006