second wake up

The most horrible thing in the world. It's when your mum wakes you up once but you keep on sleeping knowing she'll comeback and wake you up again. The gnawing sensation of waiting for her till she comes back is...so bad.
Me: aw man my mum gave me a second wake up today.
Josh: dude, how're you feeling?
by bo billy hick hop November 13, 2007
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Five-second-role

The time it takes for food dropped on the ground to become infected with germs (five seconds). If picked up before this time, the food is fine.
Person A: "Oops, I dropped my chip on the ground."

Person B: "Don't worry, five-second-role."

by aabbccddeeffgghhiijj April 15, 2009
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10 second hot

Adj
a property describing when something feels warm to the touch but you cannot hold on to it for more than ten seconds before you realize that it is excruciatingly hot.
Be careful with those cookies, they may feel warm now but they're really 10 second hot.
by Chadwell The Great July 15, 2011
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Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congressdoggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.
We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.
by Bill Brewster February 14, 2019
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wait a small second

Mom:eating rice time!!!!
Me:wait a small second,I'm finding something.
by WOW I LIKE IT February 03, 2021
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second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.
-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"
by Elalacran October 09, 2021
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Thirty Second Warning

The thirty second warning (noun) is the overwhelming feeling that you're going to shit yourself. This often occurs after eating Asian food.
brb man, Thirty Second Warning
by Mr Smith III July 26, 2011
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