Santa is a stalker that eats children once a year. He only watches when you’re unconscious, and uses the facade of presents to keep doing what he’s doing. His whole lineage does this, the real Santa was shot a long time ago by someone on the right side of history
by jesuis christ August 6, 2020
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Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".
by Crusher042 March 15, 2025
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Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
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"Brian got drunk at the work Christmas party again, after one too many fireball shots he showed pulled his pants down and showed the entire office his Blue Santa!"
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