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sad sandwich 

A sandwich that is made using the two ends of a loaf of bread when everything else is gone
Someone left the ends of the bread in the fridge, and didn't bother to buy more.. now I have to make a sad sandwich ='(
sad sandwich by Jolin415 March 25, 2011

cockball sandwich 

When two sexual partners either straight or gay. One partner perfectly distributes his cock and balls in between two slices of bread. For the other partner to eat.
Donna: I'm hungry.
Nick: I got a cockball sandwich coming right up.
Donna: Babe your the best!!!

Yogurt sandwich

A Minecraft god who broke his ass while doing a backflip
Yogurt sandwich by ZMS07 March 4, 2021

St. Bernard Sandwich 

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.
Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.

gyllenhaal sandwich 

To have a menage a trois with the Gyllenhaal siblings.
Her sexual fantasies always included a Gyllenhaal sandwich.

Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich 

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.
That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!
Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich by onecb December 27, 2007