rusty protein shake

When performing anal sex. the woman starts to turtle head as the man busts a load simultaniously. while this is happening the man grasps the womans hips and shakes her vigerously. thus a rusty protein shake.

I have to wash my bad sheets. my girl spilled my rusty protein shake all over it.

by true imagination June 5, 2009

rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Aww Little Rusty

A term used towards Rusthovens or redheaded people to express sympathy or to indicate that this is "someone's day"

Also an expression used in sadness when something bad has happened to a Rusthoven (typically something involving Chris Andersen, a Rusthoven's natural enemy)

Rusty: Chris Andersen just pooped on my head, he's a faggot
Max: Aww Little Rusty

Steve Kerr: And Raymond Felton is at the top of the key, and he dishes the ball to Chris Andersen.

Reggie Miller: And the Birdman with a savage dunk. He is doing his bird dance, oh and whats this, he is now pooping on a fans head.

Steve Kerr: Aww Little Rusty

by Rumblefighterbro November 21, 2011

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

Rusty Butt

When a person does not wipe there ass well after taking a shit. This either results in a rash or you will end itching you ass crack for hours.

friend: Why you wigglin on the couch?
you: Man Ive got some crazy rusty butt.

by Bro000 March 6, 2009

Rusty Bazooka

When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka

Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.

by rusty bazooka July 1, 2008

rusty fish hook

The act of putting a finger up an ass hole while hitting it from behind then sticking it in there mouth.

I was hitting a girl from behind and gave her a rusty fish hook

by Larry Luciano January 21, 2006