roadie

a car trip where passangers smoke marijuana

we went on a roadie after school

by jeremy Moser October 23, 2003

cross the road?

"Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."

This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.

"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."

...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.

I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"

by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007

road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

R.I.P. Vine

hey did you see that vine where it goes road work ahead ah yeah i sure hope it does

by fromyourpickle May 28, 2018

road hard

road hard is a term that describes the way a particular thing looks, usually a girl, when it or she looks rather gnarley, respectively.

my teacher is fuckin road hard, that bitch is fug!

by ayngland July 8, 2005

Road pussy

The act of adding four points to a random hookup when traveling out of town or at least many miles from home, that no one else, or only a few close friends or cool co-workers (who are with you), know about. i.e. A woman that is ordinarily a 3 is upgraded to a 7.

Do you believe that Steve hooked up with an 8?

Nah, Road Pussy.

Oh, right.

by Poppa bear smackdown April 1, 2011

road salad

A term used by rake yohn (viva la bam actor) speaking of someone 'tossing your salad' while driving (Not a *eat* salad)

Dude I almost crashed beacause she gave me a road salad

by the uthuh billg November 22, 2007

Fork in the road

the action of pulling your penis between your legs while sitting on a hard surface and defacating so as the log is pushed upward between your legs and is parted by the penis. Leaving a fork in the road.

Two is better than one, so how about a fork in the road.

by penh June 6, 2009