When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
by GiraffeAlina February 10, 2017
Get the Beans and Ricemug. by WinkyWonk;> February 16, 2017
Get the Rice cakemug. A ball of rice, marinated in period blood, then bagged. Women heat this up and apply it to cramped areas while on the menstrual cycle.
by TPF1105 July 1, 2017
Get the rice sockmug. (n.)
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 4, 2005
Get the Burnt Rice Crispiemug. What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
by BitchBitchBitch007 November 1, 2008
Get the rice racer, PLEASEmug. by !!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxox September 21, 2016
Get the Rice Bag Titsmug. by Coolleyman October 14, 2009
Get the Home cooked ricemug.