Jell-O Queef

That sound you hear when you're extracting a spoonful of Jell-O out of a cup or bowl and it resembles the sound of the rush of air that squeezes out of a vagina when a penis or similar object pulls out of it rapidly.

As I was going in for the first scoop, my Jell-O let out a loud Jell-O Queef

by Ricktroller January 23, 2017

mega hittler queef

It hitters strongest weapon. It took him fifty years to build it up. When it happens it while wipe out half the nation. It will supposivly smell like beef jerky rotten eggs and Oprahs weave

Have you heard of mega hittler queef it could blow any day now

by Habby bannanna July 1, 2015

queefing cunt syndrome

Queefing cunt syndrome (QCS) is a rare disorder acquired by dirty bitches who smear it foward and are prone to bacterial infections especially caused by clostridium perfringens, an organism that causes gas gangrene in infected tissue.

Maricon had an incredible bout with queefing cunt syndrome last spring.

by Phenomally January 29, 2007

Arby's Roast Queef

A phenomenon of vaginal flatulence that occurs when a female ingests too much Arby's Roast Beef

You took an arby's roast queef in my face? THATS DISGUSTING YOU FAT BITCH!!!!

by Das Furher August 3, 2010

Bone Pickled Queefs

A queef exerted from the body in a timely manner after getting boned by a person of the opposite gender who has consumed a pickle prior to the intercourse. Also another way to express readiness for food.

"Damn look at that lasagna.... Bone Pickled Queefs!"

by 😩🌬💦 December 26, 2016

Chief Queef

When a queefing competition takes place and the winner is the chief of queefs. AKA cheif queefs

1 guy: Damn did you hear who won?
2 guy: maytal big lips?
3 guy: u know who came in last place?
4 guy: Klierer

5: yea he’s sooo not the chief queef

by The- chiefs- of queefs August 16, 2021

Sprinkler Queef

That moment when your lawn sprinklers go on and they let out a bunch of air from the pipes.

Man, what was that sound in your yard? Oh, no worries that was just the sprinklers going off, they send a sprinkler queef to get the air out.

by FL_Roadkill May 2, 2015