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Poo voice

A noun phrase used to describe a person, usually but not exclusively from the southeast of England, who has a voice that sounds like they are either (1) in the process of defecating, or (2) passing a log of excrement through their vocal tract as they are trying to speak.
That Keir Stamer has a proper bad case of poo voice.
by Dog Juice October 14, 2022
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Poo-splash

The Scattering of water and feces particles caused by defecating in a lavatory.
Watch out for that public poo-splash, you will catch some of them herpies.
by Wobbe January 20, 2009
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poo pusher

Too Push Poo Inside someones anal passage with your penis
by Rob February 18, 2003
mugGet the poo pushermug.

Chi-poo-poo

(Pronounced shuh-poo-poo)

Nickname for the city of Chicago Illinois. Also known as "Chipoopytown" and "Chi-poo-pooland"
Chi-poo-poo references the high levels of pollution in the Chicago River, Lake Michigan, and other Chicago waterways. Also relates to the foul sewage stench which fills the Chicago streets every summer.
Guy #1: Hey let's take a road trip to Chi-poo-poo. I hear they are dying the river green for St. Patrick Day.

Guy#2: You mean they are dying the river a different shade of green.
by Bart Finkle February 11, 2010
mugGet the Chi-poo-poomug.

poo dollar

You wrap a poo or chewed up chocolate in a doller bill so you can only see the dollar and wait for people to pick it up. When they do, they soon relize there is a poo in the dollar. Some people put the dollar back or throw it away and some take the dollar with them. If the person takes the dollar you yell POO DOLLAR at them.
PERSON 1: Ew there's shit in this dollar but I'll still take it anyway.
PERSON 2: POO DOLLAR!!
by onaebla June 26, 2006
mugGet the poo dollarmug.

Poo Pocket

Your anal cavity. Also see anus
How did that fit through your poo pocket?
by Shawn Maglicic June 24, 2005
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poo envy

Poo envy can happen when you are traveling with someone and the change in environment backs you both up to the point of sharing a prolonged stage of bloated discomfort.

Once one of you poos, the other will experience major POO ENVY.

Poo envy can also develop when you have been dissatisfied with your poos and then one friend gloats that they just had otherworldly poogasm and now finds herself in a state of poohoria.
I would have enjoyed our walk through Paris a lot more had I not been consumed with poo envy after you beat me to it.
by AG5000 August 19, 2014
mugGet the poo envymug.

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