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poo knock

a superstition where you take a shit and flush, then immediately knock twice on the wall to keep ursula from coming out of the toilet to grab your ass
“i need to take a shit

alright man, just make sure to poo knock after”
by Blowm Ee September 20, 2021
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Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
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poo pusher

Too Push Poo Inside someones anal passage with your penis
by Rob February 18, 2003
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Chi-poo-poo

(Pronounced shuh-poo-poo)

Nickname for the city of Chicago Illinois. Also known as "Chipoopytown" and "Chi-poo-pooland"
Chi-poo-poo references the high levels of pollution in the Chicago River, Lake Michigan, and other Chicago waterways. Also relates to the foul sewage stench which fills the Chicago streets every summer.
Guy #1: Hey let's take a road trip to Chi-poo-poo. I hear they are dying the river green for St. Patrick Day.

Guy#2: You mean they are dying the river a different shade of green.
by Bart Finkle February 11, 2010
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poo dollar

You wrap a poo or chewed up chocolate in a doller bill so you can only see the dollar and wait for people to pick it up. When they do, they soon relize there is a poo in the dollar. Some people put the dollar back or throw it away and some take the dollar with them. If the person takes the dollar you yell POO DOLLAR at them.
PERSON 1: Ew there's shit in this dollar but I'll still take it anyway.
PERSON 2: POO DOLLAR!!
by onaebla June 26, 2006
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Poo Patrol

The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.

If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"

Somebody has taken out the toilet"

"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."

"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
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Poo-pourri

The scent left in a bathroom after an act of deification.
I do believe that gent's poo-pourri has a hint of hazelnut.
by Pseudo Wordsmith August 4, 2009
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