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Uncle Pete

A noun which describes the act of taking a dump at someone else's house. There once was actually an Uncle Pete who repeatedly shitted at others' houses, but his exact name and time of existance has been lost over time.
Can you pause the movie for a few minutes? I gotta go take an Uncle Pete.
by Doo Brown March 13, 2007
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centimeter peter

The word centimeter peter comes from Scotland where a young boy name Peter was jacking off. He realized that his penis was really small so he came up with a nick name for his penis. He wanted it to rhyme with his first name. Hence the name Centimeter Peter.
Brad you have a centimeter peter.
by Bradley Mayhue December 8, 2007
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Peter Pachak-Robie

It is a particularly interesting trait of history that with the dawn of every new century there seems to arise a true visionary, a man who alters the very basis of human thought and understanding for centuries to come. Galileo, Shakespeare, Einstein, Jesus, Plato: all men whose sage words outlasted their own lifetimes and shall undeniably outlast ours, stretching into the unknown future. Peter Russell Pachak-Robie is one of these rare men. The words uttered from his mouth in our time shall undoubtedly reach our children, our children's children, our children's children's children, and even perhaps our children's children's children's children. With simple catchphrases such as the ever-scholarly “Fuck Shit Up,” Mr. Pachak-Robie shall undoubtedly define the coming century. His complex philosophical questions force us to question the intricacies of existing social practices and institutions: “Did you ever wish you could put two hot dogs in one bun?” No man before him has so bravely challenged the powerful wiener dog establishment, and perhaps no man is prepared to do so again. Similarly, no man could argue with such advice as “Suck my memory stick!” (although I hesitate to condemn any woman who refuses). Listen and obey, O Children of the Millennium, for Peter Pachak-Robie will lead you to greatness.
Peter Pachak-Robie is the inventor of the word "bithch."
by weaselfork June 11, 2006
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Pete-O-File

Look, it's a Pete-O-File!
by McArthursony October 28, 2009
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peter

what you can call your penis
it was so cold i almost froze my peter off.
by pussy bee January 18, 2020
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hello pete

When a person Farts real loud he then blames a person named Pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.
Wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half shit and half gas fart then He yells " Hello Pete". Alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound
by Here everything is Better August 31, 2006
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Geezy Pete

An expression used to show disbelief or disgust.
Geezy Pete it sure is hot out here!
by aedwards225 April 3, 2008
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