Bottle Pirate

Bipedal individual who collects bottles and cans out of curbside recycling for their cash redemption value.

Really? My bottle pirate is so quiet and efficient, I never notice him.

by thebrenna March 2, 2011

Pirate Stoned

When you are so stoned you can only keep one eye open, like a pirate.

dude im pirate stoned! ARRRGGG!

by YourSlampeice'sBestFriend November 16, 2010

Pirate Chest

When a bearded homeless man missing an eye with a peg leg (prosthetic) cums all over your chest.

hey jack how was the pirate chest you got last night

by Digger faggot September 14, 2016

Omega Pirate

One sick dude from space.

"Omega Pirate, most powerful of the Elite Pirate Forces. Omega Pirate can become invisible to normal sight. It is vulnerable when cloaked, as all energy is drawn from defense systems. By exposing itself to Phazon, it can regenerate damaged tissue and organs. Considered the pinnacle of the Elite Pirate program, this enemy should be handled with extreme caution and maximum firepower." - Log Book Excerpt from Metroid Prime

by OgnarPliskin January 27, 2010

Lobby Pirate

A person who continuously changes online game lobbies match after match. Normally in games like Halo or Call Of Duty.

Dude: Man, I've seen that same guy in a team death match a few hours ago, and a demolition match a few minutes ago.

Other Dude: Hah. Totally a lobby pirate.

by marles chanson July 17, 2010

Pirate's Stew

A delicious brew, made of the finest Captain Crunch cereal mixed with a tantalizing twist of Captain Morgan Rum.

Pirate's Stew - It's gag-inducing delicious!

by El Beano December 12, 2010

Accidental Pirate

When you or or sexual partner orgasms with your/their moan being much like that of a pirates "Y'argh"
*Note: When an Accidental Pirate is executed exclaiming the phrase "Land a'hoe!" is expected.

Dude last night this girl did an Accidental Pirate on me, then I said "Land a'hoe" and we high-fived.

by Jokktapus January 24, 2014