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Maya the peanut

Maya the peanut is a young K-pop idol that has over “981 million” views on her first song “Maya the peanut went to the beach” her fandom name is peanuts, she is 15 years old and is born on 3/14/2007. She is currently dating niki from Enhypen, Niki’s brother in law (aka maya’s brother) is named tarek, he is not a K-pop idol though he is cut out to be one and he is amazing at dancing.
Niki: Maya the peanut is so hot 🥵🥵
by TEEEEHEEE🤭🤭 October 16, 2022
mugGet the Maya the peanutmug.

jesus condom peanut butter

Jesus condom peanut butter happens when someone eating a chicken sandwich gets pissed off
"Adrien, how's your mom"- Rami
"I'm so jesus condom peanut butter", says adrien with a mouth full of chicken and passion
"Well then stop watching vietnamese porn or I'll throw a grand piano on your velociraptor"
by Rami°0°I like tacos December 12, 2019
mugGet the jesus condom peanut buttermug.

peanut

An affectionate term used for an idiot or stupid person.
by Quaddieprincess June 6, 2017
mugGet the peanutmug.

Peanut

A synonym for ass, anus, booty, etc.
Pervert 1: Man, that woman has a big Peanut
Pervert 2: I really wanna fuck her in the Peanut

Person 1: That guy is such a Peanut!
by finloy May 16, 2018
mugGet the Peanutmug.

Peanut Butter Elder

When you are having sex from the side, you secretly poo in your hand, slap her in the face with it while asking what her name is, and hold on. She’ll be too mad/confused to tell her you her name, while also looking like an elderly person who fell and can’t get up.
I gave Martha a peanut butter elder last Saturday, and she’s been trying to move in ever since.
by DallasWithTheWhiteHair June 8, 2021
mugGet the Peanut Butter Eldermug.

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.
I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.
by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025
mugGet the Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nutsmug.

Peanut

It is a Jake who likes sucking NUTS
Oi look over there that’s peanut
by USUjwna8 January 10, 2019
mugGet the Peanutmug.

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