A Coldie Locks (or Coldy Locks, Coldie Lox, Coldy Lox) is a person, usually female, usually your girlfriend, who is always cold.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
It could be 85 degrees and they will be cold. They would never dream of going to the theater without a jacket.
Girlfriend: "oh my God it's freezing today"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
Boyfriend: "it's 80 and sunny, you're such a Coldie Locks"
by Gidon Grey April 28, 2024

When Mrs. Hart Berg was taken up in an airplane by Wilbur Wright, she had used a hem-lock ti maintain her modesty --- i.e., she'd tied her skirt with a rope to keep it from "revealingly" billowing during the windy journey. This prompted the hobble-skirt to be invented.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024


Being so congested your sinuses and throat are full of mucus/snot, to the point of mouth breathing exclusively and
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
draining through the tear ducts in your eyes.
by smonkey81u812 December 24, 2023

A caps lock queen is a boy (or girl) who thinks using caps lock makes then king of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly.
Me: Hey, I didn't want it to turn out like that.
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
Caps Lock King: I told you already that THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
by instagra.mark November 3, 2018
