prop key

A random set of keys to leave on your desk that will give your boss and colleagues the impression that you are in the office, just not at your desk. Helpful when taking a long lunch or cutting out of the oFfice early. Certain military members (with desk jobs) can enhance the effect by leaving the prop keys on top of an extra piece of uniform headgear (beret or other hat)

Boss: Where's Bill? Coworker: I'm not sure, but he could not have gone far since his keys are on his desk. Boss: Okay, I'll catch him later. Coworker thinks "maybe not, if those are his prop keys."

by surlygirl63 May 31, 2011

Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

aston key

Aston Key is the name of someone who loves touching children.

Child 1: Ahhhhhh get away from me you Aston Key!
Adult: God its an aston key trying to touch my child again!

by jolticz1223 March 16, 2024

Key to the city

Used by police to refer to the battering ram used to smash open doors during search warrants.

Before the warrant, have you got the key to the city ready?

by Noob master March 28, 2021

Kei

Kei=Gay

Vivianne kei
Kei=gay

by Cyyeung1215 January 18, 2022

Ella Key

Some butterz ute bluddd.

Ai is dat ella key fam?
Yea g she’s dat butterz ute bluddd

by gkondawekay June 25, 2021

kei

he’s the kindest and most considerate person you’ll meet. really career driven and that’s one thing you’ll really admire about him. he’s my first love

i really admire kei especially for his hard work ethics

by catloverr69 November 22, 2021