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John Wicked

When you or somebody else gets stabbed with a pencil.
"Objection, the victim wasn't stabbed he was John Wicked!"
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Pastor Johning

Destroying one's body with holy cum.
I was Pastor Johning my girlfriend all last night.
by ghslwhikebuk158849 April 19, 2016
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john gremer

by john gremer May 25, 2021
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John Mastodon

The bravest and richest of humans. Works on teleportation for everyone and world peace. The inventor of Mastodon. Started out as a hungry child on the south pole, worked his way up in the world to become the richest man in the universe, later married to Joan Mastodon, the richest person in the universe. Only rides electric bikes. Has a pet frog named Thomas.
John Mastodon saved the world with his teleporting tech
by Marin Fowler December 19, 2022
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john doe

The username edgy people use to have no identity like a big big hacker..
by JMS FANPAGE June 30, 2021
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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
by John gay November 22, 2013
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john wayne

slang for the government issue p 38 can opener. The P-38 can opener is a small device issued in the canned field rations of the United States Armed Forces from World War II to the 1980s. Originally designed for and distributed in the K-ration, it was later included in the C-ration.

It was developed in 1942.

Nicknamed the "John Wayne" because he was shown in a training film opening a can of K-Rations, the can opener is keychain sized and consists of a short metal blade that serves as a handle (and also a screwdriver to the resourceful), with a small, hinged metal tooth that folds out to pierce the can lid. A notch just under the hinge point keeps the opener hooked around the rim of the can as the device is "walked" around to cut the lid out. A larger version called the P-51 is somewhat easier to operate.
I'm going to get the john wayne out of my pack so we can open these cans.
by Palombo August 9, 2008
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