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HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.
Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.
by VINCENT JOHNSON November 9, 2007
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show stopping number

friend one: damn, that professor hidgens knows how to write a show stopping number.
friend two: yes he does.
by anonymous April 13, 2021
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working numbers

It’s when someone/something lives in your head rent free and makes you overly question them or the thing very deeply.
It really affects you more so in the emotional aspect but can and usually also affects your physical self in some degree.

It’s more times than not one sided it’s usually just you dealing with the situation in this way and not the other person but that’s not always the case.

When someone does this to another person it sometimes happens because that person has the upper hand and is taking advantage/manipulating the scenario.
You’re really letting something get to you when it shouldn’t be to the amount that you’re letting it.
Guy: This girl is playing hard to get and she doesn’t seem to care about what I’m doing or isn’t very invested in what we have, she’s so nonchalant. So that makes me super interested in her because she’s not giving me the attention that I want. Like I want her to show me that she gives a fuck about me. And her doing this just makes me want her more. I’m thinking about every move she makes. And how I can get her to show me an ounce of jealousy or have her prove in some way that she feels something towards me.

Girl: It’s lookin’ like reverse psychology is working numbers on you.
by criesinsagvenus January 27, 2024
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number plate racism

To assume a driver’s attributes and abilities according to the State of Issue of their number plates.
“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey! That’s number plate racism!”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”
by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024
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Number 1.5

When your shit was so runny, it’s as if there was a dick in there mixing your shit with piss. Also known as Ass Pissing
What’s taking you so long in the bathroom?”
“Sorry it was a Number 1.5
by TheSRocks05 October 10, 2019
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.
Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about
by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021
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