wife material

a girl so amazing that she is worthy of spending the rest of eternity with

yeah bro, i love her so much; she is literally wife material

by richardsmortalenemy April 10, 2025

Your Wife

Speaking of your wife, you want to hear something funny?

Hym "I have been referencing your wife out of context all day, without mentioning her name, and the algorithm is dumping out a bunch of videos with your wife in them. It's like 4 of them now. Like, every couple of shorts, BAM! Your wife. HOW DOES IT KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT!? That's so weird! And cool! Cus your wife is a baddy... And perpetually available..."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

potiphar wife

A girl who makes false accusations against a man. Be it him hitting her, him raping her, him sexually assaulting her, or something along the lines of that. Often for a malicious golddigging motive. Usually a big #metoo and #believeallwomen promoter. Potiphar wives are some of the most dangerous women out there due to their ability to manipulate police officers, judges, and ESPECIALLY the media with fake sob stories and no regrets for the men's lives who they screw over.

The term comes from the Bible in Genesis 39 how Potiphar's wife accused Joseph of trying to rape her and as a result, Joseph was thrown into prison. When in reality, she was 100% responsible.

Crystal Mangum is an example of a potiphar wife.

by thenextbojizzle March 10, 2025

hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

Wife cleaner.

A form of cuckold who lets another man ejaculate into their wife, and than they suck all the cum out of their wife's vagina or asshole.

"God, last night I let a man cum so deep into my wife I had to get a straw to slurp all the jizz out, yum!"

"Man, you're such a wife cleaner."

by Bens Da da March 14, 2020

Wife

The World's most Intimidating and Frightening Entity

John: "Hold on, my wife is comming!"
Mike: ".........."

by Piggy0620 May 8, 2024

Slime wife

A female friend you have a close bond with, but not in fact a girlfriend. Your wife should know her place at home safe. While your slime wife should being thuggin next too you!

My girl at home with the kids holdin that down like she should. while I’m thuggin wit my slime wife got one hand on her throat the other pullin her hair, hitting it from the back

by Slimbaby1999baby:c February 9, 2021