Flat Top

To stay behind in a foreign country while on a work related trip and abandon all of your responsibilities without saying anything to anyone in order to chase a girl only to come home five weeks later to find you no longer have a job and your cat hates you.

He is not on the plane, did Alex say goodbye to anyone? No, he totally flat topped. Well, I hope she isn't pregnant.

by the juggler November 20, 2013

muffin top

A medical condition in which an individual has an abdomen that overlaps the belt line, front and back, in a shape that resembles the top of a carefully baked muffin.

Pointing an individuals possession of a well defined muffin top may result in dangerous reactions. See LAK

Did you guys see the muffin top on that portly fellow that just waddled by us?

by Doctor Chuck April 30, 2009

Rocky top

Crystalized semen on a woman's breasts after receiving a pearl necklace

After passing out from drinking too much red wine, Maria awoke to a Rocky Top on both breasts

by jimmybarb December 12, 2009

Mountain Top

Receiving a blowjob from a woman on the top of a mountain.

Guy #1: "This hot chick and I took a hike up a mountain and she sucked me off!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You got that Mountain Top!"

by The One and Only Mr. Clean September 23, 2018

Top End

The northern (top) part of Australia's Northern Territory. Roughly that part which is north of Latitude 18 degrees South.

I'm a Ringer from the top end

by BT4a November 5, 2011

top gangsta

Common misconception of OG, "Original Gangsta".

Meaning the lead ganster. The Shotcaller.

The top gangsta wants you to stab this person.

by WillGtl September 30, 2006

Carrot Topped

CARROT-TOPPED: Is when a girl on her menstural period rubs her pussy on your head scalp after you perform oral on her..red wings.

Dick loved being "Carrot Topped" by Jane every time aunt flow came to town.

Jane loved to give all the boys "carrot tops" once a week every month.

by originalsinz69 March 6, 2010