Sea Salt

Tells superheroes what to do & if they don’t listen, gets super mad.

*Eve is dying*
Mark: SEA SALT I NEED YOU SEA SALT
Lonely guy: Aw such a strong bond 🩷

by futuresponJ April 29, 2025

SALTS

Smiled-A-Little-Then-Stopped

I honestly saw this on tik tok then thought to put it here at 1:00 AM :) Also it's kinda like lol but less funny.

*Someone sends you a tik tok that's not THAT funny*

You reply with SALTS

by stinkietoes June 10, 2020

Salt Slug

A white bitch ass nigga

Look at that salt slug ova there, what he talking bout.

by DaREALman27 July 22, 2021

Virginia Salt Lick

The act of having someone lick your (a native Virginian) sweaty balls after a period of intense sweat.

Stephanie really got the Virginia Salt Lick after we got home from a day of intense summer river rafting.

by Hoosier Daddy 574 December 17, 2022

Salting on d weng

Annoyed. Holding on to past actions of others. “Toting”

Wendy eat my cake. I salting on d weng yes.

by Kennnn February 5, 2024

salts

Smiled A Little, Then Stopped. A more accurate acronym for those who use "LOL" too much.

Person 1: (Posts humorous picture, but not humorous enough to laugh audibly)
Person 2: "salts"
Person 3: "salts???"
Person 2: "smiled a little, then stopped"
Person 1: "makes sense lol"
Person 3: "lol oh okay lol"

by dbrickishawfurgesun December 6, 2013

SALTS

Smiled A Little Then Stopped

friend :sends me video of kittens cause im deppresed ME:SALTS

by IM PAPADOOM August 28, 2020