Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle July 18, 2013

Nigga Nap

A “Nigga Nap” is a period of sleep, usually during the day when normal people are at work, that Niggas take so that they can participate in various criminal activities during the nighttime when ordinary, non-criminal type people are asleep.

Jovan took a nigga nap before he started his shift on 12th and Main slangin’ rocks.

by B. Tarrant September 05, 2023

Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit

Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.

by Jay stewie June 23, 2017

Fifa Nap

Used to describe a time when potential gamers are tired, and are prepared to play on the football game Fifa, but with the agreement that intermittent naps may be taken.

This can be applied to any game or activity. EG: Film Nap, food nap, read nap, talk nap and so on.

"Fifa Nap?"

"I'll play, but I might need a nap at some point, Fifa nap?"

by Chester Payton December 23, 2014

You better take you a nap

The price of your merchendise is to high

Josh: This colt revolver is two thousand dollars

JD: Boy you crazy, you better take you a nap tryin to sell that ol hundred dollar gun for two thousand I got one made in 1949 and it looks like brand new.

by sawalawg February 06, 2010

Wet-nap

A wet-nap is a girl who’s always thinking about sex and therefore, has a pussy that is always wet (like a purell wet-napkin).

You weren’t kidding when you said that girl had a wet-nap.

by Deeptot January 07, 2021

prayer nap

The act of taking a nap in a prayer position. Your knees have to be on the ground while your upper body is laying on something of higher elevation. You never really plan on sleeping like this, it just happens

Dude the other day mike was so wasted at a party that he ended up taking a prayer nap on the toilet

by Bigchild96 July 25, 2015