The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.
by RandomDino September 18, 2007

Myspace whores are people who go to massive friend gathering sites and add random people who have around 1500 friends that do the same thing. These people will they post alot of bulletins and comments saying to add another myspace whore. Many of them are on every waking moment and never post REAL comments or anything like that. They post most of them with links to other myspace whores profiles.
Comment:
Heyyy
Wat's up?
Add these people for me
please? Link here ---> *Link here*
Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!
*Pic here*
Heyyy
Wat's up?
Add these people for me
please? Link here ---> *Link here*
Bulletin:
Add Kenzie
She's soooo cutee. and she's a myspace whore like me!
She pc4pcs and talks to you!
*Pic here*
by MidnightBeast April 3, 2010

by LordNycon September 23, 2009

A way for teens to throw away their lives talking to people online that they could easily text, call, or go over to their house
Tim:You have a MySpace?
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor
Josh:whats that?
Tim:texting and friends on the internet!
Tim Dies laughing on the floor
by Clouds of YouTube April 15, 2009

When someone is a "thug" or really flashy on an internet social network (preferably myspace because that site allows for the most posturing due to colorful back grounds and special effects) but in real life they lack luster.
Keisha: did you ever go meet up with that guy Robert?
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
Carrie: ugh...yeah
Keisha: so was he as cool as he seemed on line?
Carrie: no, he was a myspace guy
Keisha: oh wow, sorry :(
by Lebv23 March 30, 2011

by Izzyg413 October 20, 2008

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.
by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012
