mystery meat

Plastics, cutters, and other agents used to cheaply increase the volume of the cannabis product known as hashish

That english shit's full of mystery meat, buy from holland if you really want the good shit

by anonymous May 1, 2004

myspace

A place where you can meet new people, or keep in touch with old friends. Sadly, the site was immediately taken over by all sorts of bad kids, who like to refer to themselves as scenesters, when in fact, they are all just little kids under the age of eighteen, wishing they could get as many friends to comment on their profile as bands such as MCR and The Used have.... Giving the rest of the MySpacers bad names.

Thanks a lot, fuckers.

MySpace: A Place For Friends.

by PurplePenguins April 9, 2006

Myspace

A website that is viewed as a place where stupid 14 year old whores and idiots with no life go and attempt to add as many friends and gain as many picture comments as possible. Unfortunatly, this is fairly true. BUT, this does not mean that every person is like that. There are some people (unfortunatly in the minority) that actually use myspace with some signs of a working brain. These are the people that generally have smaller friend counts (dunno what would be a good example number, I guess I'll use mine, which would be 43, although some of them are dead files that got phished or something) are actually honest about what they put in what they like, such as music and whatnot, and don't have a whole bunch of crap on their profile. These people have some sense, and don't waste time finding friends and demanding pic comments every minute. Basically, people with actual lives outside the computer.

Just on a little side not, I had myspace open in another tab, and refreshing it to wait for a message. Not from some dumb whore on the other side of the United States, but from one of my friends that I see and hang out with frequently, because we are talking about something somewhat logical. Basically something that isn't "OMG!!!1!! COMMENT MAH PICS YO!! I COMMENT BACK PC4PC!!"

So basically, its a place filled with attention whores, but there are also people who actually use it as a means of sending things to your friends (actual people that you know!!) that you didn't have time to do when hanging with them in person, or a way to talk to someone that moved away for example. Not everyone is a stupid whore, there are people with some sense in the world. AMAZING ISN'T IT?!?

Me: Hey dude, you get that link I sent you on myspace?
Friend: Yeah, thanks man. Now I can find out the info for the concert.
myspace whore: OMG!! I herd the word "myspace"!! You guys have one?! YOU SHOULD ADD ME!!
Me: Umm....do we even know you?
myspace whore: Nope, but you can get to know me on myspace!! Besides, I need more friends anyway, 1000+ friends isn't high enough.
Me: Riiigghht.....we'll work on that...
*later*
Me: Alright, lets see if I got anything on myspace. *logs on* Ok, new message, hey a friend request. Let's see......aaaannd its that one chick...*DENIED* Ok, I'll just check that message, then log off and work on my stick animation.

by D. B. O. October 21, 2008

myspace

a place for people to go and post stuff about them thats probally not even true, just so they can make some 'friends'. a place for people to post blogs about how much thier life sucks, or about what they did over the weekend. a place for people to post bullitens about how many new pictures they have, or about how 'toms shutting down myspace, so hurry and send this to 435029 people.' & a place where people can take random pictures that bearly just shows half of thier faces, so they can post them and see how many comments they can get saying how hott they are.

hey i have new pictures, and thier lonely! GO COMMENT!!!!!! i promiseee i'll comment back!

by Alanna-Joy June 5, 2005

myspace it up

taking completely random pictures with intense shadowing, apathetic facial expressions, or obscene toplessness.

we were so bored on the train, that she took out her camera phone and we started to myspace it up.

by k.zazzle March 25, 2007

Creamed Myself

To jizz ones underwear, male or female from excitement of sexual arousal.

That girl was so hot I creamed myself.

by Saxonbitch August 6, 2019

pimp your myspace

Refers to sites that people use to make their myspace pages look 'SO PIMPED OUT.' This ususally includes many obnoxious sparkling graphics, ugly backgrounds, huge fonts, more sparkling graphics, sexy dollies, oversized images...all in all, horibble html.

Oh grrrrl, your myspace is lookin so good! how did you get it to look so sparkly and cute?!

You need to pimp your myspace! Check out this stupid, random site and plug in these codes so your page can look horrible and freeze up everyones' computers just like mine does!

by tamster May 17, 2006