Till Merchant

In convenience stores, one is expected to work on the tills and work on the floor and do daily tasks. A till merchant is someone who sits back and watches others work their bollocks off while they can relax and chill

Will “Hey why is Nathan never on the floor?”
Alex “Because he’s a till merchant!”

by Natedog02 June 27, 2022

attention merchant

Someone who is unreasonably difficult with complying to agreements and decisions for the sake of being the center of attention.

Noah: I'm not fucking coming to the LAN party
Clay: You can use my PC and I'll pick you up bro
Noah: I'm not fucking coming
Mukul: You're such an attention merchant Noah.

by muksaw February 11, 2023

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

Doing the Merch

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

by dubadub September 22, 2014

Must Masturbate March

An adaption of Destroy Dick Deember (it's obvious, what you have to do ;))

Must Masturbate March begins at 1 March lol

by Exfvvas November 4, 2018

No meme march

A month in which memes are forbidden from any form of social media

Jeez time for No meme march this is gonna ruin Pewdiepie.

by Osian Jones January 10, 2019

18th of March

These people are beautiful, sweet and perfect.

On 18th of march a perfect person called Jojo was born

by kathiiiiii126266 November 2, 2019