mooch

Phil Partin...*trails off* see also: CartoonChess

1:Hey Matt wheres Mooch?
2:Last I saw that white boy he was playin the funky music of the heezy fosheez-
1:Nevermind..I see him..MOOCHIE!

by §tar September 29, 2003

1st of every month

the 1st day if every month (12 times a year) women HAVE TO make the first move on their crush, a cute guy, etc... something to spice things up make things different!

Girl: "woah, it is the 1st of every month! January 1st! I am going to ask out Zachary at the coffee shop today".

by alexbrandenbrgr November 10, 2020

Black history month

Black history month is important, it means the world to some. If black history month was taken off the calender the way dome confederate monuments are gone forever now, it wouldn't be okay with people, it wouldn't be acceptable. Its one sided to remember one side of things, but to forget and erase all other sides that cause disagreement, division, or controversy because it pisses you off to think about them, and anything that pisses you off has to be considered racism by everybody else.

The country wouldn't be what it is without black history month or civil rights. Whether you like it or not, the country wouldn't be what it is without the civil war either, it was a chapter in the nations past, it will always be a chapter in the nations past, it happened for a reason.

by Solid Mantis January 31, 2020

Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job

While your girl or random hook-up is on their period, you get them in the 69 position while letting them deposit their menstration into your mouth. Also you must finger their ass hole making sure to pull out each of their well kept poop nuggets (aka dingle berries!)the girl must also do this for you (try not to fart or poop!). After the tease you can use your well collected candy treats to put into each others mouths and have an intimate make out session. The combo of the taste of period and poop can send you and your partner into complete ecstasy!!

It was me and my bitch's 6 month anniversary and she told me she couldnt fuck me because she was on her period. I then suggested the Once-A-Month Reverse Poopy Job knowing that it was the perfect treat for the night. Not only did I cum three times in five minutes but my gurl loved the taste and wanted to do it again the next night!!! (Thanks for showing me grandma!)

by skeetradspecial September 28, 2008

Mooch

This can be defined in many ways. One of those being a person that steals your kill. That is the most basic, but there is also a person that comes in after a battle and pumps about one round of SMG into you and you die. Another definition of mooch is a person that takes all of your answers and somehow ends up getting a better grade than you.

Mooch:n:The biggest noob that every one hates and needs to learn to play a game as a legit person or just get your ass off of the game.

"You goddamn mooch!!!! I shot you like ten thousand times!!"
"Uh oh here comes _______ hes gonna kill you with the ultimate noob combo"
"I swear if you mooch this kill I wil rape your ass so hard that you will never return to this game again!"

by spence aka. LiveBlue93 December 2, 2007

moochocrousy

The system and or establishment of a highly theorized cock mooching, and or sucking of the male genatalia.

"Wow guys Drew set up the highest form of moochocrousy when he placed his luscious lips around my rock hard veiny joy stick of a cokatalia."

by Cecil Williams December 29, 2007

moohoohaha

just like a brew-haha but with cows.

"after grace morton protruded her neck to the stars and yawned a moo, jack karaszewski decided to name names and called her a moohoohaha"

by jquizzle341321 April 4, 2009