Mindy

A name that apple says is spelled wrong the first 20 times. The holders of this name are weird. Mindy is a red flag name, so don't accept a drink, you may get cosby'd. Men, do not date a Mindy they're clingy and will most likely think they're an animal of some kind and drag you to all sorts of furry meetings.

"That Mindy chic has donkey brains"
"You shoulda known her name is Mindy after all"

Mindy by CargoShorts June 30, 2017

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Put your hand in mine

To insert a hand in someones asshole and thrusting in and out and maximum hand thrusting velocity yo make your woman orgasm at world record speed while singing Make You Mine by PUBLIC

Girl: " honey cheeky shortcakes please put your hand in mine "
Guy: " hell yeah im gonna mess up the sphincter muscles in your ass so hard"

Put your hand in mine by Jon bon the gon gon October 19, 2020

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Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

Mikey by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

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Mikey

He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.

Wow. You just pulled a Mikey.

Mikey by FriendlyCow February 17, 2019