The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
by Pierre Duegles March 5, 2018
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Person from Rogers: What a school do you go to?
Someone from Hays: I go to Hays Middle School
Person from Rogers: Oh I wish I could go their your so lucky!
Someone from Hays: I go to Hays Middle School
Person from Rogers: Oh I wish I could go their your so lucky!
by Anonymouswrites-2021 September 16, 2021
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Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
Sam: What does he mean?
Frodo: I'm getting fat, Sam. It is time for me to leave middle girth. There are too many tempting and unhealthy eating opportunities in The Shire. <looks a Sam's belly> You should come, too.
by Vlad the Vandalorian July 15, 2021
Get the Leave Middle Girth mug.This school is an absolute NIGHTMARE this is the last place u would wanna go to. It's a literal hellhole here. Most of the teacher are crusty, cranky old people. The hallways deadass smell like the zoo all the time. the kids are bitches and most of them have lost their virginity at 11 years old. I would rather get hit in the head with a baseball bat 1000 times, step on all the legos in the world, and get hit by a train than go to this school. THIS SCHOOL IS ABSOLUTE SHIT
Ballyshannon middle school is hell
by EAT MY PANTS June 22, 2021
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You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
You walk into the school and the amount of unfunny ugly ass females brings so much anti-boner energy that your penis goes back into your stomach like when you were a motherfucking baby.
And of course the only hot girls are either too young and in a lower grade or a whore that hits on Super Seniors.
The teachers smell like shit and will not teach you shit, just give you packets. Except Mr Potteiger. He’s chill.
You will hear the word INFRACTION being yelled by teachers so much that even the slightest mention of the word will make you want to rip someone brains out their nose while smashing their head into a fucking rusty ass railing. The stinky ass kids that didn’t know what the fuck deodorant was fueled the smell of the mold that grew underneath the main staircase. And of course in gym the teachers would watch you change with a deadpan stare from their office while their shoulder moves up and down for some reason. And when gym started the fatass would just sit there and watch you try and play sports with the old ass jerseys on that still had that smell from the ‘70s whores that got piped in the bathroom daily
Jose: Hey remember Crossroads Middle School?
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
Nikko: Yeah Mr Leukus threw a chair at me and raped me for sneezing in his class
by anonymous December 8, 2022
Get the Crossroads Middle School mug.The school That is Known as hell and where you make a friend and the next year, The friend Hates for no fucking Reason next, the gym teacher breaks your computer screen, because You had it in a locker for safety because the 8th graders that walk by there are theifs and like taking your Personal stuff.
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.
When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
Then the racist Math Teacher won’t help you because your a different race and calls you stupid just because she doesn’t explain shit then some kid breaks your locker because the Girl That hates you say some stupid rumors and then the kid who got expelled threatens to shoot up the school.
When you bring a box of pizza a stampede of 7th Graders comes after you
by Imgoingtosnapmyneck November 19, 2018
Get the West Cary Middle mug.Parker Middle School is another word for the HELL. Students of this school enjoy vaping in the bathrooms and harassing others. A lot of the teachers are evil and do not like children. If you are looking for some thots this school would be the place to go.
by Youngazn March 19, 2019
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