mexican smokestack

The best-kept secret in the sexual world. When a man sprinkles taco seasoning on his dong and fucks her up the ass so fast that the girl's anus begins to smoke, he can say he gave her a mexican smokestack. The friction generated with the taco seasoning causes the burning to actually smell like mexican food. I love it.

"...that was disgusting!"
"Not as disgusting as Michael giving Maggie a mexican smokestack."

by Christa Fratto January 21, 2009

Mexican Burrito

A mexican burrito is where a (wo)man shits out a log into a condom and freezes it. Then proceds to use the shitcicle as a dildo until thawed out.

Man: Erin is too kinky for me, bitch showed me her Mexican Burrito in action last night.

by Mike122344 March 13, 2009

Mexican Turtle Neck

When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.

John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck

by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009

Mexican Dumptruck

a Mexican Dumptruck is using a pickup truck to dump a load of cargo similar to a dumptruck. The load is placed in the bed of the truck and the tailgate is left down. The truck is driven in reverse at a high rate of speed towards the intended "dump" point. Just before reaching the "dump" point the driver slams on the breaks causing the cargo to come flying out of the truck.

"I don't really want to unload all this firewood by hand... let's just do the ol' Mexican Dumptruck"

by El JJ December 5, 2006

mexican face-hat

The act of when a woman has a vagina so loose, the man fits his entire head inside of it.

Stacy's mom was so loose, she graced me with a mexican face-hat

by Stacy's mom June 11, 2006

mexican wedding

A Mexican Wedding when the guy pulls out too early during sex and decides to give it another go. He successfully pulls out after his second attempt. Also known as a double pullout.

Similarly, a Mexican Divorce is when the guy does not succeed in pulling out the second time.

Brad was completely embarrassed for trying a Mexican Wedding and failing.

by M1K3 April 13, 2007

Mexican Thousand Island

Tabasco and sour cream, or any hot sauce with sour cream used for dipping. Tabasco and sour cream make a coral colour similiar to thousand island.

personally, wing sauce and sour cream is the best

Add about 1 tablespoon tabasco to 3 spoonfulls of sour cream, or 2 tablespoons of wing sauce to the same amount of sour cream

Result: Mexican Thousand Island.

by Caeloth July 23, 2008