myspace jesse

Myspace Jesse is and was one of the hottest guys ever to be on myspace. He was extremely popular and almost every girl in the world wanted him. He is more popular than Justin Bieber. No one ever will be more popular or hotter than myspace Jesse. He defines God.

See that guy over there, he's a wanna be myspace jesse.

by jessemichaelnj January 23, 2012

The Myspace

The pose everybody does for their myspace profile picture: a peace sign with middle and index finger held next to their face, and a smile

"Look at her do The Myspace! It looks really good."

"I wish i could do The Myspace that well"

by Sara_No_H March 30, 2010

Myspace Mop

A hairstyle common in the 2000’s til about 2012. It was customary for Gen Y kids To showcase their Millenial Misery with a profile pic on Myspace with side swoop bangs. This hairstyle’s exaggerated part would cause the elder emo’s hair to nearly cover both or at least one of their eyes. It was also customary for the Myspace Mop to be utterly fried with a hair straightener and dyed unnaturally, either with overly saturated colors or horizontal stripes.

I’ve been feeling nostalgic lately and decided I hate my center part hair. I want to go back to my Myspace Mop days and change my profile song to Story of the Year or The Maine’s latest release. Simpler Times.

by niko5 May 4, 2022

myspace

A verb, such as to google something. To myspace means to once be something that was terrible but extremely popular, and then gets even worse and becomes the laughingstock of the Internet.

OMG have you been on Facebook lately? Nothing left but spambots, stale cancer memes, advertisements , and ego-whores. That place has officially myspaced.

by ethacetin May 18, 2017

myspacing

The act of being on myspace for an extensive amount of time (3 hours or more), while not realizing how much time has gone by, and really not doing recieving any comments or messages, just spacing out, checking you friends list every five minutes, for no particular reason, and clicking on profiles you know are private. No one knows why this is done or what causes this phenomenon. We're all guilty of it.

Whatcha doin?
nm. Just myspacing

by RandomDino September 18, 2007

myspace

The only site on the internet that attracts so much drama in one teeny tiny site!
Most ppl get one to communicate wit frens family etc. But get more then what they bargained for
But its still amazing!<3

I blocked some stalker on myspace yesturday, he said he was in my closet!

by teh.sexy.monster.named.nicole March 29, 2009

MySpaced it

Turning a potentially successful business into shit because the owner sold out to advertisers.

Did you hear about Digg? They totally MySpaced it.

by A3DFXx June 21, 2012