mentos licker

one who is a freak with no friends. or a spaztic weirdo. or something you shout out in the middle of class when its really quiet

get away from me you mentos licker!

by xVanessaGx October 27, 2007

Boot Licker

A democrat, one who put ideology before truth for the sake of gaining favor within their bubble.

This election was won by getting large blocks of boot licker to the polls.

by Algae 2020 January 8, 2021

Charcoal Briquette Lint-licker

A very dark-skinned black man who is very intelligent, however, he is usually inebriated and goes on and on in a heated discussion, in which he interjects corny but hilarious comments that have nothing to do with the topic of the discussion causing the deterioration of braincells in the people involved with the discussion. Direct contact with this individual is restricted to only highly trained individuals that have experience with this type of phyli-shitical mental attacks. PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO THIS INDIVIDUAL WILL CAUSE MENTAL FATIGUE AND IN SOME CASES PSYCHOSIS. PROCEED WITH EXTREME CAUTION. This man is usually named Andre or Dre.

I went over to see my friend at their house, but the charcoal Briquette lint-licker wouldn't shut up. So in order for me to keep my sanity, I left.

by 1403huerita May 5, 2017

lint licker

to lick the lint from someone's balls

dude 1: bitch had some weird fetish, she be lickin ma ballsack

dude 2: BRO CASSIES A LINT LICKER?

by awesomee sauce July 4, 2010

Shit Locker

(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).

Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.

by sirisaachillary September 27, 2005

window licker

a retarded person(s) in back of minibus

drool drool er er drool slober

by sean whelan May 23, 2002

Hannibal Lecter

when you shoot ropes of man milk over one's mouth in a fashion so that it resembles the mask worn by dr. hannibal lecter. a minimum of 3 "ropes" are required to be a true hannibal lecter, in keeping with the style of the traditional mask adorned by the aforementioned.

I gave her a few squirts and before she knew it, she was rockin the Hannibal Lecter. then i ate her liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti..

Sgt. Spermalot: everything was going great but the way she was gobbling my dick up, i thought..
Major Cummage: Cannibal??
Sgt. Spermalot: needless to say i gave her the Hannibal Lecter treatment

by 123mcnasty March 28, 2009