e-lonely 

"E-lonely" is a term that may refer to feeling lonely while using the internet or other electronic devices

brian is e-lonely due to the fact none of his friends reply to him anymore and he gets less than 10 likes on his instagram posts.

e-lonely by thundernut69420 January 6, 2025

The Lonely Island (BLER) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Lonely Island (BLER)

The Lonely Island (BLER) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

the lonely cluckard

oculz demonsphere locale ~ a bar in near the Spanished owned athenosphere were homeless wem fatales express how having a family was the only thing they might have wanted and could never quite get it right so they turned their families into "alien sci-fi's", "horror films" and-or "deep dish pizza" such that even Jenny the Good Witch has no idea WTF is goin on! She's like a spinning cat song OII? ~ Lesley Bullsworth, Guard Right Spy Delivery C.I.A.

The new wem extra ordinaire, as the others, developed tight bonds at the lonely cluckard, when their pizza fridges ran out. One house near the lonely cluckard bought locks to stop their neighbor from taking all the food. Her Spanish family said it is how you say welcome or hello in Canadian. ~ Lesley Bullsworth

the lonely cluckard by sinrlifemattrs November 23, 2025

Pulled a lovell 

To abruptly stop coming to work without notifying the employer.

Hey have you seen that new guy around the office this week?

No. he must have pulled a lovell.

Pulled a lovell by Bill Sears December 26, 2007

Modern day loveletter 

pretty much just your feelings through texts

Boy: i luv yur i's

Girl: aw thxs bby

The Modern day loveletter

Modern day loveletter by featherface=) May 29, 2009

xx_im_lonely. xx 

Literally the coolest person ever!!! THEY DO BE COOL their name is arson and they use they/them pronouns :)

Random person / Have you heard of xx_im_lonely. Xx they are so cool

random person / Yeah they are!!

xx_im_lonely. xx by ... Anonymous... April 14, 2021

taking a lonely 

Taking a lonely (dump)

A phrase used to describe the act of defecating without having your smart phone with you.

a mental health exercise

Other related phrases:
"Soliturd time"
"Dropping an ace" (dropping a deuce)
"Taking myself to the superbowl"

A: "I just really need to stop over thinking."
B: "Have you tried 'taking a lonely'? It always helps me."

taking a lonely by xiacobolt September 8, 2022