italian peach

When you fill a vagina with Nutella and proceed to eat it out.

Guy 1: Bro, what's up with all the Nutella?
Guy 2: I'm gonna get an Italian peach.
Guy 1: Dude that's gonna be tasty.
Guy 2: Yup

by RSA-Platinum August 29, 2014

italian stallion

Italian stallion does not refer to sylvester stallone because he is gross and oily. He may have been in a low budget soft core porno with his grody hairy chest, but the term Italian Stallion preceded the mumbling mindless miscreants showbiz career and loose namesake by at least 5-10 minutes and was actually referring to a fellow by the name of guido lasannuitto who was in the midst of a midlife crisis resulting in a botched hair transplant procedure...he went for the bargain plugs!!

that Italian Stallion was driving a new sports car because his divorce was turning nasty, but porno was sadly out of the question due to that sagging stomach.

by 999meangirlz999 September 27, 2014

Italian Fingerjob

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.

John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.

by Dabaws December 30, 2013

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

Italian Scrub

To take a shower between sexual encounters with two different partners in the same day that do not know about each other. No soap is used during an Italian Scrub, so as not to alert the second partner.

After banging that stank-ass Rachel, Benjamin had an Italian Scrub and went over to Whitney's with a ticket to Poundtown.

by brasstroubadour April 2, 2015

Mississippi Italian

A passing darker negro who claims to be of Italia.

That Mississippi Italian guy? He's lookin' susupiciously tan.

by bobop ass and tittays biatch July 4, 2015

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016