The Real Ones

The reals ones is a unique group of individuals who FaceTime each other regularly. Typically they use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to FaceTime. Conversations within this group usually involve complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones?
Wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

not a real college

radford

Radford kid: "Yeah man at Radford we go so hard! No other college in VA compares to us!!!"

VT/JMU/UVA kid: "That's a not a real college and your parties are bad. I've been there before. I'll stick to the actual party schools of VA."

by Let's be serious here February 24, 2012

TOO REAL

!!YVETTE AND ESTEBAN!!

Omg YVETTE AND ESTEBAN are just TOO REAL for everyone!!!

by Wvy October 5, 2020

It's free real estate

A phrase originated from Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! which has since been turned into a popular meme.

The phrase can either be expressed literally, in reference to real estate that is "free" (like when a spider inhabits the corner of a room), or figuratively, as to ironically express a "good deal" which is actually an obvious scam.

Person 1: Who left this dirty old refrigerator box in my front yard!!?

Person 2:(waves Person 1 in closer) *Whispers* it's free real estate.

by 🐺 May 1, 2019

real nigga hours

The time in the day between 2:30 a.m. and 5 a.m.

What time is it Josie? Its real nigga hours

by Joselaw March 13, 2014

Real Isopod Hours

The time of night when people come out in search for food

*in a mcDonalds at 2 a.m.*
-Hey josh, what are you doing here?
-I was hungry so I waited for REAL ISOPOD HOURS to get something to eat.

by Handle #354566 December 4, 2017

Bring it in for the real thing

The act of embracing a fellow man who you would regard as a brother in a strictly heterosexual manner.

"Come here brother, give me a hug! Bring it in for the real thing!"

by P-ROYCHCH February 26, 2009