by Saltyfake October 26, 2018
Get the Iron Pantheredmug. 
The operation performed by a wife who is waiting in the driveway for her husband with either a glof club or a similar such item after she discovered he has been skanking around with some bimbo. (Ala Tiger Woods wife).
Office guy #1 Did you see Joe's car and Joe's face? What the hell happend did he get into a wreck ?
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
Guy #2. No his wife found out about Destiny and was waiting for him when he got home. As soon as he pulled into the driveway his wife performed a nine iron rescue.
by Nickola100 February 25, 2010
Get the Nine Iron Rescuemug. by SomeRandomDudeInTheInternet May 30, 2019
Get the Iron Manmug. Soder your dick with any type of metal and masturbate, have oral sex, anal sex,vaginal sex, or any other type of sex. Do it when it cools and is hard.
by Da Milk Man a.k.a. Melki May 13, 2010
Get the Iron Tipmug. 1: oops i accidentally crafted iron nuggets
2: are they chicken nuggets???
1: No, they are Iron Nuggets there are no chicken nuggets currently in minecraft.
2: are they chicken nuggets???
1: No, they are Iron Nuggets there are no chicken nuggets currently in minecraft.
by parenthesesplease January 27, 2025
Get the Iron Nuggetmug. An internet rule dictating that those who condemn and demonize fan service for normal, sane people often define themselves as queer or as LGBTQ "allies".
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
Such individuals will often engage in gaslighting tactics, equating physically attractive female characters to pornography or maintain that ugly or masculine-looking female characters are better because of "realism", even in otherwise fantastical settings and despite the escapist nature of fiction. This is a bizarro mirror image of conservative Christian puritanism that such people often found themselves opposed to in previous decades.
"OMG, what do you care what Mary Jane Watson looks like? Shut up, your porn-brained incel!"
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
"You have pronouns and pride flags in your twitter bio and your likes are full of futa. The Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanism remains undefeated."
by JD_543975834 January 1, 2024
Get the Iron Law of Bizarro Queer Puritanismmug.