The goat house is located in Telford PA. This place is where Pabst Blue Ribbon flows like water and taco tuesday is commonly celebrated. Clothing is optional and tinder is used frequently at this fine establishment of a home. What could make it possibly one of the greatest places of all time you ask? Ladies feel free to stop on by and feast your eyes on the sight of a lifetime... the balcony. What better to look out into the majestic forest while being bent over the guard rail!
by Bmaccccc June 15, 2017
Hey, what are you doing here? You think you can just walk barge into my house like that? Really? Have some manners!
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
Well actually, my name isn’t Jerry, so this isn’t my house either… but that’s besides the point!
You better get out of here! I mean it! I have Jerry’s phone number, I can call him right now! Actually, I can’t do that, because then he’ll wonder why I’m at his house in the first place.
Whatever, I was about to leave anyways, stay as long as you want, I guess.
When Jerry finally arrived at Jerry’s House exhausted form a very long day, he was surprised to find two people arguing in his living room that he’d never seen before. Naturally, he called the cops, and they won’t to prison… including Jerry, the cops arrested him too.
by My name isn’t jerry July 04, 2021
A truly evil non-profit organization run by Karens that love to talk about how great they are. Horizon Housing hates poor and marginalized people but loves taking their money. They hate the fact that they’re incompetent and have residents doing their jobs for them.
by Roberts&James’ February 24, 2021
Friend 1: "When do you move out?"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"
Friend 2: "Next week. My house-colding is tonight, you should come!"
by nekminett December 28, 2017
"Josh felt bad, he totally house crashed Emma and her boyfriend last night, he hopes Emma doesn't tell him."
by brian6015 October 04, 2017
Anay: Hey Madison, have you seen Fuller House?
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.
Madison: Yeah, Anay, I just finished, next up is Fullerest House.
by Fullerest June 06, 2020
The name for a group of 5-7 kicked off frat douches that decide to live in a house together. The results are devastating beyond human comprehension. A group by this name majors in nothing besides purely blacking out like it’s their fucking 9-5 job.
Girl 1: Hey you wanna black out to non- existence with some mediocre frat boys?
Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!
Girl 2: fuck yeah! Rev up those fryers and let’s go to wiles house their TV is huge!!
by Freezer911 April 01, 2021