When a morbidly obese latina woman force-feeds her man to make sure that there is no way on this God-given Earth that he will leave her
Me: Woah! Vanessa and Michael are still together? He's was way out of her league!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
Friend: Oh yeah didn't you hear? She beans and riced him and now they're practically the same size! He's stuck for life!
by GiraffeAlina February 11, 2017
by PrincetonBooks May 28, 2009
by WinkyWonk;> February 17, 2017
(n.)
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. A fairly juicy, oval shaped mole resembling a "burnt rice crispie."
2. Rare rice crispie (though they're in almost every box!), blackened by its burn.
1. Patrick Mason had a trance enducing burnt rice crispie resting on his neck.
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
2. Huey picked out the burnt rice crispies from his cereal and tried to stick them under the table like most things...
by Casbar Gomez the 3rd October 04, 2005
What you say to an idiotic individual, usually between the ages of 16 and 25, called a rice racer. AKA a person driving a honda civic, dodge neon, ford probe, honda prelude, etc, that has had more work done on it than the car itself it worth. Meaning a humongous spoiler, a ridiculous neon paint job, illegal tinted windows, rims, maybe some engine work that the piece of shit can barely handle. You may recognize these morons best by their horrible numetal blaring behind you in their sound systems that are worth more than their car, their tale gating, trying to race you in the middle of a public street, and various other acts of stupidity. Don't get mad, just laugh it off.
by BitchBitchBitch007 September 20, 2008
When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.
by The Real Chas February 18, 2017
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